(This conversation took place in the car on the way home from church yesterday.)
Mom: Jacob, why were you naughty in primary today? Jacob: I got up on the wrong side of the bed. Mom: You got up on the wrong side of the bed??? Jacob: I need to get up on this side (while he points to the other side of his body). Next week we will have to make sure that he wakes up on the right side of the bed.